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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yah, wtf are people on about. How stinky are these mfs where they need to shower BEFORE A DATE?! I’ve NEVER showered before a date. If you shower every day or every other day, you shouldn’t be a stink person, especially not enough to necessitate showering AGAIN BEFORE A DATE. I don’t wanna go out with someone and have them smell like chemicals or flowers or potpourri or some shit. I want them to smell like person.

I’m with my forever partner now so we won’t shower for a week, and they always smell good to me uwu

I mean...... Isn't it just common courtesy to be as clean as possible if there is a probability of any sexual activity?

I’m with my forever partner now so we won’t shower for a week

Do you guys not exercise or have sex? I don't even have the gene for underarm body odor, and even I would be smelly after a week.

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah idk. I think they're just high on their own ego.