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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right back at ya. You immediately assumed I was suggesting that one should shower immediately before a date every time without actually understanding my comment.

I'm not fighting you on this. Keep not showering and see how that works for dating.