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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is strong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.

[–] Gawdl3y@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've always heard it referred to as "treestumping".

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

An impasse

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Quick! Distract them with a bottle of ranch dressing to make an escape!