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How many people with scurvy do you know? It's rare.
From Scurvy - Wikipedia
Personally I'd say this person falls into the mental disorder or unusual eating habits category, but their favorite fruit could be oranges so who knows?
Nah, just Teenager. They enjoy the benefits of having parents who feed them most of the time.
I've heard even poor college students can avoid scurvy by adding ketchup to their otherwise exclusively noodle-based diet. Bodies are oddly resilient in some ways.