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[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wilson might have had this verse in mind:

Matthew 19

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

...probably.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Always a hilarious verse for right wingers to point to.

[–] mofongo@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

I also like Acts 2: 44-47

44 All the believers were together and had everything in common. 45 They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need. 46 Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts, 47 praising God and enjoying the favor of all the people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved.