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Do not eat a pack of watch batteries under any circumstances.
So eating individual watch batteries is okay?
I can only confirm the pack is unsafe, unsure what happens if you stick to smaller doses.
Do they get aggressive or what?
They gave me a super power. But it was one of the cursed super powers where there's a catch to using it, the type of thing you'd wish for from a genie but the wish he grants you is twisted into diabolical torture that taps deep into your darkest fears. They also made everything look like the world was spinning clockwise.