Shitposting

Well you do have to work, but no. There are pallets and pallets of sugary goodness around you. Need to go anywhere in the factory? You're passing by more than a metric ton of smurfs or berries or wine gummies or, mostly, gummy bears. All sorted by colour, because they get mixed in the oackaging machines.

And every now and then the sudden, vile smell of burnt gummy hits you because the machines that heat-seal the bags have malfunctioned and burnt half a pound inside the plastic again.