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[–] antonim@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain I'm gay, but never say never, I guess?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

i never tried an oyster until a few weeks ago. now i'm an oyster.

shit happens.

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, absolutely. I usually get to see them once a week or rarer, so beautiful sometimes. Sadly phone camera does not capture them well enough. Still, seen them!

I've just seen same joke in the past and liked it, decided to do it here. Though I see more generalized versions of the same in the comments too. Efficiency.

Seen replies about bi-erasure and homophobia... Yeah... Not that funny now.