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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it's the bit where they ordered a pizza

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

That makes sense. I'm pretty sure there's a ton of gay porn that starts with a pizza delivery boy

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah. They probably enjoyed having hot gooey stuff on their mouth way too much