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In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted (ua.news)

submitted 2 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Not exactly John Wick, but still...

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm never ok about both "dildos" and "dildoes" looking wrong. I think it should be "dildi", at least that's funny.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

Definitely not dildi, it is not a latin word. I guess it may be derived from some latin word, but that's uncertain: in most romance languages that is a neologism introduced from English.