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Nah this is from Saints Row, the almighty Dildo Bat.
In San Andreas there is a secret massive black dildo weapon you could beat people with.
https://gta.wiki/w/Dildo
This one? It's purple, not black and i haven't found any info on others, didn't even know there were weapons like these.
One of two screenshots I've saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat
probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw
That's very specific.
The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.
You have something in common with Dmitry Poloumov
Running with the tip flailing about is fantastic, and swinging it around is hilarious
I know i was dying when first got it and started beating the shit out of everyone, i need to reinstall it and have some dumb fun, not many new games these days that are going for that.