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submitted 2 days ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

alternative scenerio:

Guy: "it turns javascript objects into texts in json format"

Soldier: "He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard"

[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Alternative scenario:

Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He's not a real soldier, shoot him

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago

“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Name 3 UML diagrams

Class diagram, use case diagram and... What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?

and 3 architectures!

MOS 6502, amd64, and... I've never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?

[–] mat@jlai.lu 1 points 22 hours ago

Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You only get shot in one knee.

By architecture I meant software architecture.

[–] mat@jlai.lu 1 points 22 hours ago

Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.