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[–] somegeek@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Name 3 UML diagrams

Class diagram, use case diagram and... What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?

and 3 architectures!

MOS 6502, amd64, and... I've never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?

[–] mat@jlai.lu 1 points 20 hours ago

Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You only get shot in one knee.

By architecture I meant software architecture.

[–] mat@jlai.lu 1 points 20 hours ago

Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?