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I know a girl who thinks it goes. she'll make you breakfast. she'll make you toast. but she don't use butter, and she don't use cheese. she don't use jelly or any of these
she uses vaseline
Good cover by Ben Folds
wtf...
are you certain she wasn't trying to kill an abuser?
Fun fact, the inventor of Vaseline recommended eating it, and ate it every day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough?wprov=sfla1
It's a song.
from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?
It's I believe "she don't use jelly" by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn't that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.
It's just a fun, silly song.