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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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Yeah, yeah, the running thing.
Next you'll be saying you have a fighting chance against a chimpanzee.
you know what i call victory? not having to engage in fights in the first place.
Using my superior intellect and aforementioned running thing i can make the extremely complex strategic decision to run the fuck away from the chimp.