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I like to unwind watching tv or listening to music at the end of the day… where I sit, my back is towards the kitchen, so when I hear anyone coming I yell out like an old man just woken up "who goes there? reveal yourself"
They usually all laugh and blay along by replying "it is I" followed by some funny title like "Seeker of Snacks"