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https://oldbytes.space/@gloriouscow/117045701876951834

๐Ÿธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽโ™๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฆฎ๐Ÿชโ™๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿช—๐Ÿงฏ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿซช๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜”โญ

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[โ€“] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

You should. You just executed:

  • 7 people โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿซช๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜”
  • a frog ๐Ÿธ
  • 2 bunnies๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ
  • a horse ๐ŸŽ
  • 2 cows ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ
  • a guide dog! ๐Ÿฆฎ
  • a hamster ๐Ÿน๏ธ

The only way you're not going to hell is by being an actual Satanist (he'll deny you the pleasure)