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C; the question has two identical answers, it gets removed from the test based on that error
A crocodile has your toddler. It says it will return your child if you can guess its next move. What do you say?
"Holy fuck a talking crocodile‽"
Oof. Wrong time to get excited, buddy...
"It's your responsibility now you scaly sucker!" and then voom off on my dune buggy. Also in this scenario I have a dune buggy for reasons.
Can I borrow your dune buggy?
Would like to borrow the buggy too.
https://youtu.be/2jv2gSY7QB4
Distract it while someone sedates/shoots/whatevers it...
Even if you guess the move, it doesn't say it'll be alive or intact, so the safest thing to do is not to play.