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@ECHO OFF
ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic...
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Analyzing user competence level...
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Diagnostic complete.
ECHO.
ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest
ECHO component in this system.
ECHO.
ECHO Have a nice day.
Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
You forgot a few random REM statements that don't actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
PEBKAC.BAT