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I see the commits say they were co-authored by Claude, but from having read the code, I think you haven’t given Claude enough credit.

I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard.

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[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

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Oh, thank you for letting me know that someone has vibe-rewritten my project in Go, Rust, Swift, and Kotlin, all at once, and has also implemented every feature on my backlog and wishlist. Their README does have a lot of cool visual effects, I agree. Oh, I see they dual-licensed it in MIT and Apache 2.0. Good for them. I see they’re also merging about 21 PRs a day, because their README shows a real-time graph. All made by their their “AI teammates,” look at that. I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard. Oh, look, the README just lit up because another PR got merged. The LLM that merged it gave the LLM that reviewed it a folded hands emoji. Good luck to anyone who wants to use this, because honestly they’ll need it. Oh, look, another PR just made it in. How wonderful. They’re burning the planet for this.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

Jesus I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry 🙃

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago

I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard.

Gonna need to remember that.