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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

submitted 2 days ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Awooooooga@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's insane to me as a Canadian that thc is a controlled substance elsewhere. It's been legal ten years here and has caused literally zero problems.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

True, but our home defense laws are super fucked so it balances out.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Texas just made it so you go to jail for having an eighth lmao

[–] Awooooooga@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Insane country.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

On the plus side it is rectifying the issue of being a country. Lets all hope we weather the change.

[–] Awooooooga@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Never seen a better way to put it.