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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

submitted 2 days ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea how I skipped that, I thought I read it all, but apparently somehow skipped over that part?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't fell bad. Multiple times a day I lose stuff that was literally just in my hand, and it's right in front of my face but my brain doesn't register it because it's not supposed to be there.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the moral support. 😀