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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

submitted 2 days ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It was later revealed that Pettipiece did scan the ham and asparagus, but Walmart's scanner failed to register the scans. Also, the vape pens contained no THC, and the anti-nausea pills didn't belong to her

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

dint know odensetron was illegal to posses, that isnt yours.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes sorry, I thought I had read it all, but somehow skipped that part?

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I wasn’t criticizing. I was adding to what you wrote. Crazy stuff.