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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grandfather Nurgle will not be pleased.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same exact thing happened to Morty when he got complacent with spreading the plague. Now Typhus is the favorite

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or something else.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

You wouldn't be the first