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Anon accepts a prestigious job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

You do realize monkeys would be qualified to be rocket scientists as long as they could do math right?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like the people who are down voting this are missing the fact that its litterally the monkeys (apes but w.e) who can do math who are rocket scientists. were the monekys.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Humans are apes not monkeys

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