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Anon accepts a prestigious job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You do realize monkeys would be qualified to be rocket scientists as long as they could do math right?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean no, first they'd need to learn a century's worth of rocket science and centuries' worth of prerequisites.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also, even if you’re verifiably a super genius, I think you’d probably get fired for throwing your own shit, biting people, and stealing stuff eventually.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you mean we can train monkeys to work if they work from home?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I think it’s the other way around, but yes.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel like the people who are down voting this are missing the fact that its litterally the monkeys (apes but w.e) who can do math who are rocket scientists. were the monekys.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Humans are apes not monkeys

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

We are the pig, professor. We are all the pig.