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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon accepts a prestigious job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel like the people who are down voting this are missing the fact that its litterally the monkeys (apes but w.e) who can do math who are rocket scientists. were the monekys.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Humans are apes not monkeys

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

We are the pig, professor. We are all the pig.