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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro

Oh you mean velcro?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Is this xerox a Canon?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

See? It's working.

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's a brand??? Then what's the actual thing called?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah most space age material names are. It's dacron wrapped in mylar surmounted in inconel plated in clyno and attached with velcro. Which of those did I make up?

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know that Mylar, Inconel and Velcro are real, so it's a toss-up between Dacron and Clyno.

After consulting an online source, I vote that Clyno is the imposter.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I have only heard some old-fashioned sailors and marketing people call it Dacron, everybody else has settled on polyester

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hook and loop fastener or something long and unwieldy