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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

A literal fourth grader wouldn't have fucked this up, that's how STUPID MAGAs are, even at the very top.

This is what I remind people of whenever MAGA starts threatening, and tries to intimidate everybody: They are Virtuosically Incompetent, and fuck up EVERYTHING they do, even really easy stuff like this. Everything they threaten is a bluff, and they are really bad at it.

Call their bluff Everytime, they are ALWAYS lying.

They are nothing to be afraid of. They are literally dumber than a failing fourth grader.