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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’m so very fucking done with Rogan. I was before, too, but I still am now. It baffles me how that idiot gained such an unbelievably huge following. The fact that he did, and furthermore probably had a real impact on the election results, doesn’t imply anything positive for my countrymen 🫩

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

mitch hedberg wrote the joke in the second sentence of your post.

i was acknowledging that to you, who i assumed would be in on the joke and who would appreciate my recognition of it.

i guess i was wrong.

be well, internet stranger.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like escalators because they are never broken, they just become stairs.

(I probably fucked that up)

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Sorry for the convenience!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your view of him now is consistent with how he was viewed during Fear Factor.

There's always been an audience for that type.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wait, he's from fear factor???

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yup. He even did stand up for a bit.

[–] Unrefined@anarchist.nexus 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember him from NewsRadio, where he was actually awesome.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

You mean where he played a comically stupid conspiracy theorist?