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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like escalators because they are never broken, they just become stairs.

(I probably fucked that up)

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Sorry for the convenience!