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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You just gotta cartwheel harder so centrifugal force keeps the ladies in line

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Or just spin horizontally for a while?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

hmmm. They're pretty close to the center of mass in middle age. I fear the best you could hope for is a separate, but you'd have to be booking it