this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a guy who weighs way to much these days, I for some reason am foolish enough to think my arms will be fine but I'd still somehow break my hip.

In reality I'd probably just faceplant or break my neck lol.

How'd he go out? That fucker tried whimsy at 36

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Not that I go to them, but gyms could have a space with mats and a spotter for this kind of thing.