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what's peak American is the fact you think you are better than the delivery driver, even if you make less than them.
i think for many people, even who can't really afford food delivery, it's a social flex that 'at least i am not delivering pizzas and i'm the one getting them delivered'.
people love their social hierarchicies based on employment roles.
I'ma need you to connect the dots for me on this one dawg.
people love to look down on other people.
Can you show me the part of the post looking down on the driver and not the person too lazy to walk a few blocks for a pizza?
He wasn't saying you were wrong or arguing with you. He was adding on to your post.
Eh
It's not you you. It's "you" the imaginary hypothetical American.
god i love the internet.
person makes 3rd person statement, then you reply with 3rd person statement, and they think you are personally attacking them.
"You" is not a 3rd-person statement. It is, by definition, 2nd-person