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[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He wasn't saying you were wrong or arguing with you. He was adding on to your post.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what’s peak American is the fact you think you are better than the delivery driver

Eh

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not you you. It's "you" the imaginary hypothetical American.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

god i love the internet.

person makes 3rd person statement, then you reply with 3rd person statement, and they think you are personally attacking them.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

person makes 3rd person statement,

"You" is not a 3rd-person statement. It is, by definition, 2nd-person