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[–] xav@programming.dev 0 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Hahaha ! "We would start a revolution but we're too busy gaming on the couch". What a bunch of losers indeed.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

We can’t even get gamers to stop pre-ordering games from even just the shitty companies. They literally can’t simply go play any of the thousands of other amazing games because they’re too busy letting themselves get rat-fucked by companies like EA and Ubisoft who actively hate their customers.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago

Uhh, yes. Unironically. Revolutions happen when the masses can't afford to game & jack off any more, so their only source of entertainment is to LARP overthrowing the government, which they do so realistically that it actually happens. Open a history book smh.

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip -2 points 3 weeks ago

No need to be a douche