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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 125 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (18 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort? Even on lemmy, I got downvoted to shit when I commented that people should focus less on degrees and more on industry certification, to have some actual value they can sell to potential employers. An electrician certification proves that you can do something. A bachelor's degree is just a checkbox to prove you went through the motions.

Relying on just degrees that virtually everybody else has is stupid. Anon has nothing that stands out from the soup of zero-experience job seekers.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 103 points 6 days ago (25 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort?

Because a lot of trades are pretty bad for your health. They require getting in potentially unsafe environments, dealing with substances or byproducts that can lead to cancers or other occupational diseases. They also require a lot more physical work. So of course people would prefer a cushy office job to trawling through crawlspaces lined with asbestos to plug in a light. Not to mention that a lot of trade jobs are not that great paid when starting out, the good pay comes with years of experience and until you get there you have to suffer through all the above. Sure some office jobs don't pay well starting out either but you just sit on your ass in a air conditioned office instead of nailing 2x4s in the hot sun for 8 hours.

People always ask this question but they never consider that there are actual valid considerations that make trade jobs unattractive compared to other jobs.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The pay part of that equation is dependent on where you are, and what trade you're talking about.

Where I am, trades generally get paid more than any office job you're going to get with just a random bachelors degree. And if you join one of the trade unions, especially one of the higher skilled industrial ones (so like electricians, pipefitters, millwrights, etc, as opposed to general labour or residential construction), your pay will be much higher than entry level office positions, and will likely stay higher than anyone who doesn't get themselves into an upper management type position.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

electricians, pipefitters, millwrights

Electricians, pipefitters, and millwrights have really hazardous jobs. That’s why they get paid so well, directly and indirectly (because it takes a lot of training to do those jobs safely).

I’m not trying to discourage anyone from taking these jobs, but they’re not risk free.

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[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When I started in construction 20 years ago minimum wage was $10, but most trades start at $15, this is for a laborer, apprentices got $18

After 4 years I was 33.50 an hour and still had room to move up. My direct supervisor was making $50, but he had a cash bonus to pay for his truck, instead of them giving him one.

Now minimum wage is $15 and most trades start at $21 and hour.

legally the company is supposed to pay apprentices 60% of the lowest paid journeyman, but they can hire people specifically to lower this -.- fourth years get 90%, it goes up each year. It forces a raise after finishing each schooling section.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago (18 children)

An electrician certification doesn't mean a whole lot either. Both are just paper. Degrees with work experience and trades with apprentership time hold a little more value, but its still hit and miss.

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[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

An electrician certification proves that you can do something. A bachelor's degree is just a checkbox to prove you went through the motions.

Why is it that you think that an electrician certification is less about checkboxes than a 4-year university degree? Or that the checkboxes are somehow more difficult to game? Most trade schools themselves are a joke, so you have to play the meta game of getting the cert and networking your way to a job. You know, same as your university degree.

The fact is, most trades pay shit, and their big advantage is that you get to start earlier in life, and that you have more opportunities to get overtime pay. That can be a good option for your 20's, especially during a jobs boom (most trades are infamously boom and bust cycles), but by your 30's you will get passed up by most of your degree holding peers (and you'll totally get left in the dust in your 40's and 50's).

It's not good advice to young people. Electricians, plumbers, welders, etc. don't get paid very much on average, and the ones who break out from that low pay are either highly specialized or climb the small business/management ladder (at which point they benefit from concepts taught in school as well).

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Be me Min wage job Go to college for game programming in 2019, think ill be a game developer Degree in '23 130k debt Companies hiring Grok over actual programmers Still only min wage job MFW

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I don’t envy anyone trying to break into the games industry right now - you graduated at exactly the time all the investment left, layoffs hit, and jobs dried up.

It’s hard enough trying to find positions right now if you have years of experience, let alone as a fresh grad with none.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Anon discovers capitalism and for-profit post-secondary education.

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[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (9 children)

This thread has a lot of people saying things like "don't get a degree" or "get a trade cert" or "work in a different field to get experience" which I feel completely side-steps many issues and the realities that many people face. It's just a fundamentally broken system. The value of degrees fluctuates so much because of a political climate that has the stability of a pane of glass being violently thrown off of a building and a job market that prioritizes either posting ghost jobs to overwork employees to death or outsourcing its candidate search to whoever can guess the most buzzwords in an application.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We have come to the point where me must accept that it is normal for people to spend their early 20s smoking weed and masturbating

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I got my degree in 2014 at 22, and it still took scores of applications to get even a handful of interviews and one job offer for $17 an hour. I can only imagine what young people deal with today. I know it's only worsened in the last half decade or so.

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago

The social contract has been destroyed. Time to get the pitchforks!

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This is how revolutions start. Some smooth talker is going to come along and motivate all these people to do something wonderful or terrible.

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (11 children)

My group of buddies always say that if gaming hadn’t become so wildly popular a revolution started by young men would have happened already.

The US is really good at placating the masses with media. Stay distracted, stay oppressed.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

4chan and reddit were instrumental in the election of Trump (45). CMV.

Reddit's boner for Ron Paul in 2008 was a proof-of-concept for leveraging social media to astroturf. CMV.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

To be fair I was like that when I was 23 a long ass time ago, too...

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

While college sure aint the answer to everything, spending your days jerking off and watching TV sure aint the answer either.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

If you can't get a job in your field with a graduate degree, why does anyone think that if you get a master's, suddenly the jobs will appear?

Usually, you need a lot of less skilled workers, and as you go up in skill, the demand for the numbers of workers goes down. So getting something more advanced/specialized may actually shrink your pool of options.

Plus, people with entry jobs with graduate degrees are more likely to shift jobs because someone is offering a higher skill position with more pay, so entry jobs should become available more frequently. In contrast, highly specialised jobs requiring the masters degree and whatnot will have some quadragenarian holding it as a salaried/tenured employee.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Me too brotha, me too…crank that hog for me one time please o7

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Why are people talking like being a mechanic is bum work, or like there's a huge overhead cost in being a mechanic, or that you have to go to trade school to be a mechanic, or like mechanic work is going away?

None of these is true.

Mechanics will always have work, usually with overtime, and usually pay is very decent.

No degree required. Certs optional.

Tools are very affordable when you're not buying them all at once.

Lots of room to change specializations.

ICE mechanics are still going to be hugely in demand because the Internal Combustion Engine isn't going anywhere, even if they stop putting them in some/ most automobiles. But there are dozens of other mechanical disciplines, and as long as you know how to (when to) then a wrench, you can always get a job.

A bearing is a bearing, whether it's on a crank shaft, an electric motor, a tail pulley, or a garage door.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

do you know any mechanics?

every mechanic I have met hates their life, unless they work for like a really high end place. and those jobs are far and few.

i had family in auto work, electricians, and line workers. they all basically said 'go to college working in the trades is fucking shit.'

working in an office is a lot easier on your body and doesn't leave you with medical problems. my electrician uncle lost one leg in his 50s and then other in his 60s. the mechanics i knew all worked for their dads and were townies we never left where they grew up, etc.

they made decent money, sure, but i would never ever want to trade live with them. i'm in my 40s and healthier than I was in my 20s. money isn't everything.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Can confirm a Masters is pointless. Especially when everyone else at your table in the pub has a PhD.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m laughing to think what happens when the market is saturated with PhDs.

Will everyone need to be a professor to be competitive?

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I feel so sad for the younger people. At least companies seem to be hiring again, people are getting cold calls. I told my son not to go to college, he'll just become a debt slave.

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[–] Moxie_empathizer@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

If mechanically inclined, consider FAA Airframe and Powerplant mechanic. You'll never want for work the wages are great and there's contracting opportunities all over the world. Really the worst best part is that the defense and "war" sector of aircraft work does pay the best.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Honestly, if you're in this situation, and you have any interest at all in education, or just think it wouldn't drive you mad, look into substitute teaching. In my area the only requirement to be a substitute is to have any bachelor's degree and to be able to pass a very rigorous background check. (Think fingerprinting.) I'm currently exploring a mid-career transition to K12 teaching, and I'm planning on doing a bunch of substitute teaching in the coming school year. Substitutes make about $260/day in my district. Not amazing money, but it still comes to a solid $30/hr or so. And there's enough demand at least where I'm at that they often have postings go unfilled.

And hell, just getting out of the house and regularly interacting with people will do wonders for your mental health. I wouldn't recommend substitute teaching as a permanent career. But for someone in transition or trying to get started, it's a great option. It's a very useful way of getting past the trap of "I need experience to get the job, but I need the job to get experience." At least in my area, if you've got a bachelor's and a clean criminal record, you can become a substitute.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I graduated into Bush's recession, so I went to get a PhD in education. They pay you a small wage to do research, guaranteed for 5 years in my program. Graduated that into a healthy economy that... old professors weren't willing to retire from. Finally give up after several second place rejections and take a simple adjunct professor job just in time for the pandemic, cutting my classes to a third.

But hey, at least I didn't get that job at NCES; Trump 2.0 royally fucked all those education PhD federal jobs.

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[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

This is me but I'm in my 40s with over 25 years experience in my field. My ex left me hi and dry when she left me and I can't find a job despite my applying anywhere and everywhere that might pay more than minimum wage. I've still got my own place, but the shame I feel having to ask my parents for money is unbearable at times.

I'm currently trying to start my own business, but I still need money to pay bills in the interim. Capitalism is a fucking cancer on society.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

My retirement plan is a tent in the park.

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't look down on trade schools. The trades are a great way to make good money and not likely to be replaced by AI... If I was that age today, I would be very strongly looking at that type of work. Or something in the medical field.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If you got the degree you can land a basic government job that isn't in a major city. Process permits for 20 an hour in a small town easily. And the smaller more rural towns don't usually require a degree and will consider someone who will just live in town.

And from there you can work you way up way better than any corporate environment.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anon was 23 in 2022.

Rest assured, it's much worse now.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

There should be more of a plan for young adults and society than "good luck," if they want it. The fact that it's basically chaos is insane to me.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Why does he not say what his bachelor's degree is in? It seems highly relevant

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[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 12 points 6 days ago

I just got my PhD in December and still jobless. I agree with this sentiment.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm alone with this one, but if you have options, swallow your pride and take them. It's a paycheck, and can always lead to something better. I took a paycheck job at a retail store and I'm on the management team. Is it something to brag about? God no, it sucks. But my bills are paid and I can advance.

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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You can always get a job as a prison guard. Sidebar, you get a job that's below you and then start a business on paper that's doing something relevant to your degree field and you hire yourself. Then you put that shit on your resume, wham bam thank you mam, one year later and some interview preparation you got your pick of the litter.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Would rather live in a giant vase than contribute to prison industrial complex.

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