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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is 23 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

My retirement plan is a tent in the park.

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Mines a hole in the dirt

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Mine is my other kidney.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I wish I had been born with enough people to play democracy.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Mine is as a mime in a mine.