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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure the usa πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ couldn't build Hoover dam today.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No shit, there's already a dam in the way, dummy,

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Damn, forgot about that. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the usa today couldn't build a swimming pool

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well, swimming pools seem a lot more difficult than reflecting pools.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

mods this one right here keeps using racial slurs at me

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It would be called the Trump Dam and would break down immediately.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

A layer of cheap gold paint that would start peeling right away.