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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?

Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Have I been watching too many episodes of "family pies"?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!