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Anon has been misled (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said "Can anything good come from Nazareth?" and Jesus said "Yo, he's speaking the truth".

Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”

Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Fuck this corporate bullshit" -Matthew 21:12-13

Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

For those too lazy to look it up:

12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’” (NIV)

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 5 days ago

Jesus: "Fuck this corporate bullshit!"

Disciple: "What on Earth is a corporation?"

Jesus: "Oh, you'll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!"