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Anon has been misled (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Fuck this corporate bullshit" -Matthew 21:12-13

Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

For those too lazy to look it up:

12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’” (NIV)

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 5 days ago

Jesus: "Fuck this corporate bullshit!"

Disciple: "What on Earth is a corporation?"

Jesus: "Oh, you'll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!"