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Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old (suppo.fi)
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[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

https://casp.ac/__l5e/assets-v1/8e5796ad-c373-4dea-8470-466263cd2125/ai-enabled-terrorism-report.pdf

We saw in a movie how motorcycles can jump over bridges. We used AI to learn how to do this. We gave it information, like what motorcycles we use and the distance we need to jump and so on and it gave us steps on what we have to do. We practiced a lot and kept asking questions. We dug holes and filled them with broken glass and fire to practice. 18 of us died in the process. Eight of us managed to do it. The next time we attacked, we could jump.

Grain of salt: these people probably lied to the researchers but it is still hilarious