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Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old (suppo.fi)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[+] placebo@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

.env files are wild to me, environment variables have never been a good way to pass data to applications, let alone secret data.

So the solution people came up with was to store them in plain text next to the binary, and then have a loader apply them before running the main app.

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

But they needed those .env files to transplant an entire software stack from the developer's laptop into production in a reproducible manner! How else were they ever going to get software into prod? By good documentation, broad version requirements, and following the Robustness Principle? Ha! How are you supposed to move fast and break things then?