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submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why stop at feeding? Where's the penis and vagina tubes? We might as well be jorkin' it too if all the rich and powerful are.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It does mention “all the other tubes”. I wonder if it will be THX 1138 style.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 6 points 3 weeks ago

I hope its like a Geigeresque device that makes us sit shrimp style and cups backwards from our gooches to our mouths.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Alexa, play Spankfest 8.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pleasure? I think not.