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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (6 children)

…What chicken nuggies take 20 minutes to cook?

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A lot of them do in the oven. They’re way better that way.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think an air fryer has distorted my perception of cooking times, heh.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

The good thick ones, if you like them crispy.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

to make them delicious, yes.
Also maybe you need less time if you're only making 4 in an air fryer, but us sane people make 8.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What, are you microwaving them?

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Air frying.

450F ~10 minutes is a lot already. 20 would turn nuggets into black crumbs, heh.

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How long do you keep wings in there for?

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Way shorter than what the instructions say, for pretty much anything.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As long as it says to, ±1-2 minutes...

turning halfway through, of course

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's what I do too. I was hoping you had a secret time somehow lol

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reading the instructions is my secret method

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm I'll have to look into this "reading" thing...

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nine out of ten experts recommend it!

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Then congratulations on your new president, you must feel so relieved. I'm kinda jealous honestly

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nicely done. Set up, and score

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

In a way. I took my nuggies to Chernobyl.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Oven or air fryer are a game cleaner

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 6 days ago

That’s the joke. You don’t have to cook them because it’s mechanically reclaimed mulch and probably already sterilised.