this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as it says to, ±1-2 minutes...

turning halfway through, of course

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what I do too. I was hoping you had a secret time somehow lol

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reading the instructions is my secret method

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm I'll have to look into this "reading" thing...

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nine out of ten experts recommend it!

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then congratulations on your new president, you must feel so relieved. I'm kinda jealous honestly

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nicely done. Set up, and score