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I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. We talked for just shy of 80 minutes. He's a lot more bloated than I remember, but very oozy as always. Still had the characteristic corpse flies.We spoke about the unfolding situations in SAN MARINO, LESOTHO, and even MALTA. We also spoke about the national security threat posed by the hexgrad.ml website and the lurking Marxist-Leninst-Mamdanist threat. I told him I want to see him back at work as soon as possible, or else I'm gonna kill him so hard he'll wish he was dead.