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Hills. If you live near hills bikes don't work too well at least not as transportation, they work more as exercise equipment then.
I've actually got an electric bike and it does solve the hills problem but then it has the it weighs as much as a baby elephant problem. So it's still a pain if you have to lug it on and off the train.
You are seriously underestimating baby elephants :D