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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MartianRecon@lemmus.org 36 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Can we stage a fake crisis so they all flee to their bunkers, then we all lock them inside?

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Genius. I’m getting my asteroid ready. Get your telescope lined up.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 3 weeks ago

Can we seal the bunkers with cement?

[–] AAA@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately for us we have some very real crisis in the pipeline!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

We just have to have teams in place to break them up so they don't come back out again.

[–] matthurtme@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

🤞

[–] karlhungus@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is sort of the premis of the book "the future" by Naomi Alderman